As funny as it sounds it is a real problem a lot of men have. You may have heard the story about the former World Bank President Paul Wolfowitz who once made a public appearance in socks sporting holes with his big toes peeking through. This is something we want to save the world from.

A solution for the problem came after a lot of surveys, some serious scientific research and a healthy amount of whiskey:

If one has a stupid amount of identical socks there will be no need to match them, there will be no worries about holes or for that matter socks being lost (a problem so common that there are conspiracy theories around it).

Apparently, the journey from an idea to a product is a long one: designing an ultimate everyday men’s sock, choosing the perfect materials and finding a manufacturer. Several months later we launched this website and now anyone can join us living the dream.

All you need to do it is grab our BOX OF IDENTICAL BLACK BUSINESS SOCKS. You will not regret it.

If you are not bold enough we offer 110% money back guarantee. It is there to show you how much we believe in our product and that it will change your life.

I won’t lie, sometimes we still hate mornings but these days we do it for completely different reasons.